Our Artificial Surrogate Child Line

Family Friendly, Attractive, & A Totally Natural Social Interface!

All the housekeeping tasks of our basic ADAs but with high-fidelity natural behavior via our exclusive Peer Personality Emulation Programming (PPEP) using actual sampled broadband behavior of real life models!  Our new patented "Maturity Mimic" a.i. augmentation program boosts our ASC's apparent four-year-old social age to approximately that of a eight-year-old. 

• Excellent childrearing experience for bachelors without guilt of parental deprivation and day care concerns.

• Ideal companions and indiscreet guards and monitors for nursing homes and reclusive seniors.

• Superb Parental Training subjects

• Food, Health & Dental free Family Size Enhancement

• Optional Celebrity Likenesses (with extensive and updated personality traits!)

• Our new "Slo-Gro" version extends into early puberty via auto-skeletal extenders and psyche upgrades.

All new and refurbished Vanessa-class ASCs are interviewed by crack child psychologists in our pre-sales orphanage right after Peer Personality Emulation Program installments and upgrades to verify behavior fidelity and catch any latent proclivity towards juvenile delinquency.

All ASCs are given extensive human peer play and task activities to verify the accuracy of their PPEP, safe from hacker molestation in our high security ADA orphanage.